女生发育的确实比较早
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这样被夹住也太危险了!现在的女生打架真的是太猛了!
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二货主人给我弄的,很闹心
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吓唬人是有风险的,提前做好心理准备!
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1.上老婆问我:“一个哑巴要买支笔,他跟老板比手画脚,表达写字的动作就买到了。十分钟后有一个瞎子要来买内裤,那他要怎么样表达?”
我说:“这还不简单,瞎子只要说出来就好了啊!”
她爆笑的说:“你傻B,你去文具店买的到内裤啊?”
2.小儿子跟人打架很勇敢。一次,儿子问爸爸小时候是不是也喜欢跟人打架。爸爸说:“不敢。” 儿子说:“为什么?” 爸爸说:“打不过人家呗。” 儿子说:“那你怎么不喊我去!”
3.早上,我站在小区门口等班车,一个戴眼镜的小伙走过来问道:“阿姨!我问一下,这里是不是有个金山小区...”我认真的回答道:“你顺着这个道一直向右走,看见交通岗往左走大约两站地,你会发现马路对面有一个公交车车站,然后你坐5路汽车,三站地就到了...”小伙表示感谢后,离开了...没过多久,又过来一个背双肩包的小伙,问道:“美女!这里是不是有个金山小区呀!”我笑着说道:“对!我身后这个小区就是...”
4.宿管科突来宿舍检查有无违章电器。可怜我那两个哥们吓得魂不附体,一人赶忙收起电炉子躲进蚊帐,另一人端着炉子上煮的热牛奶也钻进 了进来……
检查的推门进来,拉灯一看没人,正欲离开,突然,蚊帐里的一兄弟被牛奶杯烫了一下,一下子碰翻了杯子,并发出骇人的惨叫声……
宿管科老师吓了一跳,拉开蚊帐细瞧:两个男生衣冠不整地抱在一起,床单上白乎乎的一大片……